Truthful and accurate horoscope – totally free!

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Custom Zodiac.”

I have been prompted to make up a brand new astrological sign for the people born around my birthday, based solely on myself. I can do one better; I found an accurate and truthful horoscope for all the signs. This is your chance to get to know exactly what the stars and planets have in store for you:

Picture and horoscope stolen from https://www.facebook.com/IFeakingLoveScience/timeline

If the picture is hard to read, you can see the horoscopes here:

Taurus: The position of the stars and planets will not affect your life, in any way, shape or form, what so ever.

Aquarius: The position of the stars and planets will not affect your life, in any way, shape or form, what so ever.

Pisces: The position of the stars and planets will not affect your life, in any way, shape or form, what so ever.

Aries: The position of the stars and planets will not affect your life, in any way, shape or form, what so ever.

Capricorn: The position of the stars and planets will not affect your life, in any way, shape or form, what so ever.

Gemini: The position of the stars and planets will not affect your life, in any way, shape or form, what so ever.

Cancer: The position of the stars and planets will not affect your life, in any way, shape or form, what so ever.

Leo: The position of the stars and planets will not affect your life, in any way, shape or form, what so ever.

Virgo: The position of the stars and planets will not affect your life, in any way, shape or form, what so ever.

Libra: The position of the stars and planets will not affect your life, in any way, shape or form, what so ever.

Scorpio: The position of the stars and planets will not affect your life, in any way, shape or form, what so ever.

Sagittarius: The position of the stars and planets will not affect your life, in any way, shape or form, what so ever.

Naturally, my brand spanking new astrological sign “Olive” will cover all born mid-June. We are all incredibly beautiful, extremely intelligent and ridiculously witty (naturally). Our horoscope reads as follows: The position of the stars and planets will not affect your life, in any way, shape or form, what so ever.

Please note that the validity of all above horoscopes can be extended for all eternity.