Welcome to this week’s #WeekendCoffeeShare!
Maybe this week we will meet for lunch at a cozy Danish café for a bite and warm beverage. We are having crappy weather with rain, rain and some more rain. It feels even shittier, because my Facebook wall is currently being filled with gorgeous snow-pictures from my Norwegian friends, along with a myriad of hyperboles on how much fun it is to shovel snow… Well, I’m not falling for it! I will however admit to thinking snow is very pretty.
It is this crappy weather and changing seasons that brings me to think about the joke I am about to share with you this Saturday:
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, «As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most.”
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, «Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?”
He asks her. “Shall we?”
She eagerly replies, «Oh, yes, let’s! But let’s change positions. This time, I’ll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head.”
Want to see my previous contributions to the #WeekendCoffeeShare? They are funny, I promise: