Have you ever held your hands out, filled with funky-looking coins, to a cashier – and hoped they would help you out by taking what they need as payment for your bottle of cold water?
Have you ever just pointed at an item in a menu, that you can’t read, and hoped that you ordered something good?
Have you ever marked out a convenience store as your waypoint, so that on your return you know when to turn right – only to discover that that exact chain has stores on very friggin’ corner in the city you so bravely try to navigate?
Have you ever mimed diarrhea in a pharmacy, hoping they would understand you, and give you medicine to stop it?
Have you ever said to yourself, stop making excuses why you can’t – because you know damn well that you can?
I have, and this blog is fragments of my life.
But most of all, some funny.